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Procrastin8

The revolutionary productivity app that puts everything off until tomorrow. Automatically.

Other apps help you get things done. Procrastin8 helps you get things postponed — with enterprise-grade reliability.

Free forever. Well, we keep meaning to add a paid plan.

Features we'll finish any day now

One tap reschedules any task to tomorrow. Tomorrow, it reschedules itself. That's automation.

Our large language model generates plausible, meeting-ready excuses. Trained on 10 million standup updates.

Due dates gently float into next quarter using patented calendar physics. You'll barely notice.

Track your streak of consecutive days without finishing anything. Current company record: 1,847 days.

Instantly reassign any task to "Future You" — a teammate who never complains and never shows up.

Beautiful dashboards showing everything you didn't do this week, so you can not act on the insights.

"I've been meaning to write a review for eight months. Five stars, probably."
— Dana, Senior Procrastination Engineer

"Procrastin8 rescheduled my taxes to 2031. The IRS was not impressed, but I was."
— Marcus, Former Accountant

"Finally, software that matches my energy."
— A sloth we hired for the photoshoot

Join thousands of users who signed up and never opened the app again.